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[16 Jun 2004|12:36am]
[ mood | infuriated ]

ok everyone, do this

Post three clues anonymously, and I will try to guess who you are

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[04 May 2004|08:19pm]
Confess anything or tell me a secret. No one will know who it is, I might not even know. This is for anyone to do. You can tell me anything about yourself, something you've been wanting to tell me but just haven't said, anything you want to say, there are no restrictions.
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[21 Apr 2004|01:09am]
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[20 Apr 2004|12:41am]
Name - Kandi
Age - 19
Grade in school as of Fall 03 - School?
Parents names - Trisha
Pets names - Butter, Sir Bellingham, Telaria (RIP), Dexter, and soon to be Kandi my kitten

What is your take on Justin/Britney's break-up? Who cares?

Do you want them to get back together? I don't care.

How do you study? I dont.

What laundry detergent do you use? idk? I dont do laundry

What do you cover your textbooks with? what textbooks?

Ah, you dating anyone? Adam :)
To you, love is... love is having someone you know will be there for you no matter what.

Do you like substitute teachers? What?

Your extra-cirricular activies (in school and out): Being lazy

Were you ever on tv? yup!

Are you wealthy? me personally poor...I always have been

What do you want in life? A husband

Last rumor that was about you? Hmm where should we start, people love starting rumors because they are jealous of me lol.

Which would you rather own, Applebee's, Olive Garden, Chili's, or TJI Fridays? Applebees

What kinda people live in your neighborhood? Asains

What was the wildest thing you did to impress your crush? Dont get me started.

How much time do you spend on the phone? Too much

Is being popular worth doing something your uncomfortable with? not at all

Do you value popularity more than yourself? nope

Craziest outfit you ever wore was? All my outfits are crazy

Who is your mentor? Shannon Spruill....

Bad habits? Oh geez let me start a list...oh man im too tired to type em all.

Is Linkin Park a boy band? well they are a band of all boys arent they?

One CD you can't turn off? GC...

One MTV show you can turn off? Family Guy
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REPOSTED FOR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20 Apr 2004|12:37am]
[ mood | mischievous ]

The many obscene ways to kill yourself (and others)
Written by: ME! Lynne, and Mat!

WARNING dont try this at home!


1.Bowling ball to your head.
2. Kill yourself in your mothers bed
3. Kill your self on the toilet after taking a huge shit
4. Hang yourself in the shower
5. Hang yourself over your grandmothers bed, holding a bowling ball so in those last moments when u are choking she will wake up to see the bowling ball fall from your dead limp fingers onto her head killing her
6. Suicide party
7. Kill yourself under moms bed so they wonder were you are and then smell your rotting corpse...
8. Curbing yourself with a bowling ball
9. Hang yourself as the star on your christmas tree
10. Crucify yourself on the front door
11. Hang yourself as the star on SOMEONE ELSES christmas tree.
12. Masturbate with a pregnant lobster.
13. Dress up someone in a KKK suit saying "death to all niggas" on it and shove them on the streets of Harlem
14.Eat cabbage and beans and lock yourself in an airtight room and Boom you suffocate in your own stench..
15. Take alot of pills and crawl in the oven...
16. Chop off one limb at a time hiding them in special places like "sisters pillows' and in "ground beef" that your family is using for dinner later
17. Feed the family dog one of your toes and leave a suicide note where someone wont find it for quite some time saying "By the way the dog thats been licking your face for all these months...ate my toe"
18. Cut off your toes, labeled with your address with note attached "Please return to owner" and shove them in balloons releasing them into the sky so when the pop its raining toes.
19. Ya know the message in a bottle do a limb in a bottle.
20. Catch a few turkeys and lock yourself in a room with them until they peck you to death
21. skin yourself
22. See how long it takes you to chew your arm off.
23.Drink 27 bottles of cocacola...and drown.
24.Drink a bunch of colorful nailpolish then cut open your stomach and watch the pretty colors..as you die.
25. Become blood brothers with someone with aids./Get aids and ask people to be your blood brother
26. Hang yourself near an airvent in school, your body covered in anthrax...it will take out the whole school.
27. Threaten to bomb The Voke and as all of those kids are running down to Wakefield high to escape blow up wakefield high killing both schools.
28.PuNK Sk8eR 4lyf: or wile som1 stands in a crosswalk as a bus comes by trip them so they fall and there head goes under the tire (thanks eddy)
29. Get hit by a car while streaking on a highway
30. Read this list.

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stolen from mike [17 Apr 2004|05:40pm]
WHATS THE ONE MOMENT YOU'VE SPENT WITH ME THAT STICKS OUT IN YOUR MEMORY? LIKE IF WE WERE IN A MOVIE THAT WOULD BE THE CLIMICTIC POINT.
OR THE POINT YOU STARTED LIKING THE MOVIE.
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[17 Apr 2004|09:48am]



Lookie at my new shoes i just bought for work yesterday
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[17 Apr 2004|07:09am]
HAHAHAHA LYNNE ROCKS MY SOCKS!
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[16 Apr 2004|07:05am]
Ok is it just me or doesnt anyone else LOVE the new outkast video? I've always been into that awesome retro stuff so it kinda makes me happy haha plus a school band named "The love below" hahahahah!! :) Ok I will stop ranting Oh wait no i wont that girl that plays Caroline in the video ::droooool::

Ok I'm done!
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[16 Apr 2004|07:02am]
Good morning its 7:01am...I'm awake and showered Holy shit right, I decided to get up earlier today since I don't have a fucking clue how long it takes me to geto to work since when i went in the first time it was that horrif Hydrocloric acid spill haha...so yea im up and ready and im leaving at like 9 but i have plenty of time for breakfast!
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[16 Apr 2004|01:36am]
MM breakfast at 1:30am I have to be up at 6 whooooohooo work time yes yes the cute lil girl got a fucking job IN A FUCKING SALON NO LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[12 Apr 2004|11:45pm]
Fill this out or die.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything (yes.. ANYTHING) you want.


Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
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[12 Apr 2004|01:56am]
You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Black Ford F350.
You will marry Adam and have 1 kid.
You will be a Dancer in NY.


www.playmash.com
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[12 Apr 2004|01:43am]


Skittles Is Love

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[10 Apr 2004|04:20pm]
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[10 Apr 2004|12:04am]
My ferret is dead....:(
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[09 Apr 2004|05:47pm]
My ferret wont move she cant get up her eyes are open she is breathing but she is barely moving she will twitch a lil or move her head but thats it i was going to take her to be checked up on but all the vets near me said we have to wait til monday WTF Shes laying here half dead prolly wont make it til monday and they are telling us to let her suffer
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MEOW!!!! [08 Apr 2004|01:56am]
* What's our relationship?
* How and where did we meet?
* What's my middle name?
* How long have you known me?
* How well do you think you know me?
* Tell me one good thing about myself?
* When you first saw me what was your impression?
* My age:
* Birthday:
* My favorite band at the moment:
* Color eyes:
* Have you ever had a crush on me?
* What's one of my favorite things to do?
* Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
* Would you consider me a friend?
* Describe me in 3 words:
* If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
* Do you think i'm good looking?
* Have we kissed?
* Would you ever date me?
* Have you ever seen me with my pants off?
* Have you ever seen me cry, if so when?
* Have we ever gotten in a fight?
* Have we ever got drunk together?
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[08 Apr 2004|01:53am]
IM GETTING A KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes black and white and her name is Kandi :)

She has a hernia but she is going into surgery then i get her!
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[06 Apr 2004|12:23am]
[ mood | cranky ]

FUCK EVERYTHING....FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING ELSE I FUCKIN HATE EVERYONE SO FUCK OFF

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